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May 29, 2006
What I Learned from the News
-- From The New York Times on John Kerry still trying to prove he was in Cambodia or whatever:
"They gave me a hat," Mr. Kerry says. "I have the hat to this day," he declares, rising to pull it from his briefcase. "I have the hat."
Ah yes, the hat. Good. I guess that settles it. I mean, he has the hat -- what more do you want? (Please don't run again. Please.)
-- From ohmynews.com:
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-- From The Los Angeles Times on the power of charisma:
"If you were living in [medieval times] and every few years a marauding tribe would come through and kill and rape everyone and burn your village," Westen says, "you would tend to look to someone who is big and strong and willing to protect you."
Or, like, move.
Posted by teb at May 29, 2006 10:55 AM