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May 02, 2006
What I Learned from the News
-- An Associated Press headline:
Government drafts pandemic flu plan.
Phew! The government has a plan. We can all stop worrying now.
-- A Reuters headline:
Iran Threatens Israel
And, in other news, dog bites man.
-- From People, on Keith Richards getting released from the hospital:
Various news reports have said that Richards fell from a coconut tree, a Jet Ski or a combination of the two.
Further proof that coconut trees and Jet Skis just don't mix.
Posted by teb at May 2, 2006 11:19 AM