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June 01, 2006
A brief dialogue between THE ME WHO SELECTS NETFLIX MOVIES and THE ME WHO WATCHES THEM
THE ME WHO SELECTS NETFLIX MOVIES: So ... how was "The Weather Man"?
THE ME WHO WATCHES THEM: [silence]
THE ME WHO SELECTS NETFLIX MOVIES: What's wrong?
THE ME WHO WATCHES THEM: One of the worst movies I've ever seen.
THE ME WHO SELECTS NETFLIX MOVIES: No, that's impossible. I read good things.
THE ME WHO WATCHES THEM: Where? Where did you read these good things?
THE ME WHO SELECTS NETFLIX MOVIES: Oh, I don't know. On the Internet.
THE ME WHO WATCHES THEM: On the Internet! Well, I stand corrected!
THE ME WHO SELECTS NETFLIX MOVIES: There's no need for sarcasm. It has Nicholas Cage in it and Michael Caine. You/we/I love Michael Caine.
THE ME WHO WATCHES THEM: Terrible, pompous, joyless.
THE ME WHO SELECTS NETFLIX MOVIES: It can't be that bad.
THE ME WHO WATCHES THEM: It's worse than that bad. It should come with a warning sticker. Better yet, the studio should be legally required to round-up all extant copies and bury them in concrete a mile below the surface of the earth like they do with nuclear waste.
THE ME WHO SELECTS NETFLIX MOVIES: But it had archery and weather forecasting and ...
THE ME WHO WATCHES THEM: Awful. Awful, awful, awful.
THE ME WHO SELECTS NETFLIX MOVIES: Well, I'm sorry. I hope you can forgive me.
THE ME WHO WATCHES THEM: [silence]
THE ME WHO SELECTS NETFLIX MOVIES: Come on.
THE ME WHO WATCHES THEM: [silence]
THE ME WHO SELECTS NETFLIX MOVIES: Please.
THE ME WHO WATCHES THEM: Never.
Posted by teb at June 1, 2006 09:30 AM