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June 12, 2006

Bad weather descriptions

The rain fell like water dropping from the sky.

The wind blew like "Star Wars: Episode I -- The Phantom Menace."

It was hotter than a microwave corndog set on three minutes instead of the recommended two.

The fog rolled in like dice only slower, quieter, and without numbers on it.

It was dark outside like pants. Black pants.

Posted by teb at June 12, 2006 09:37 AM

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