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June 22, 2006
Fork vs. Spoon: THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN!
Fork: Oh looky what we have here! It appears to be some kind of oval-shaped utensil. How cute! My my, it sure is having a hard time with that piece of steak. Hey, Spoon, maybe you should use your prongs -- wait, you don't have any! Your curved, blunt tip just scoots food around the plate. Ha ha! You're hopeless, Spoon. I look on you with a mixture of pity, amusement, and amusement. I said "amusement" twice because you're just so darn funny!
Spoon: Fork? Hmm. I think I remember you. I guess I've been so busy with cereal, soup, ice cream and a million other foodstuffs that I completely forgot you existed. Sorry about that. It must get lonely over there on the other side of the plate: How do you ever pass the time? Perhaps by coming up with lame taunts in a futile attempt to hurt my feelings. Boo hoo. I'm so upset. I wish I had stupid prongs like Fork instead of my extremely useful concave scooping surface. By the way, give Napkin a kiss for me. I know you guys are awfully ... close.
Posted by teb at June 22, 2006 11:18 AM