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June 19, 2006

The weekend to-do list: A postmortem

Turn on AC full blast and lie on floor. Think "It's not even July yet."

Chat with UPS man about mosquitoes. Conclude that they suck.

Stare at the hair of CNN's Nancy Grace. Consider what you could hide in there. An apple?

Temporarily lose cell phone. Realize you would rather lose a kidney.

Purchase "Rollerknife" -- a two-in-one screen tool/utility knife. Wonder who you have become.

Posted by teb at June 19, 2006 09:54 AM

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