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July 06, 2006
Actual statements made by nicely dressed but very, very insane woman who sat next to me on the Metro platform
-- Excuse me nice American sir, is this the red line?
-- Music is my best friend
-- Two months, two months, two months
-- Bread cut my lip
-- My teeth, they rot
-- You have to be careful [pointing between her legs] down here
-- I write country songs for Europe
Posted by teb at July 6, 2006 07:24 AM