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July 17, 2006
Brief, innacurate movie reviews
"An Inconvenient Truth"
Justin Timberlake stars as an idealistic New York cop whose girlfriend (Lindsay Lohan) is kidnapped by a psychopathic hairdresser (Nathan Lane) and held captive somewhere in the city's subway system. Down in the dark tunnels, with just a flashlight and his gritty, stylish determination, Timberlake's character discovers that some truths can be ... inconvenient.
"Garfield: A Tale of Two Kitties"
In this mind-bending exploration of the slippery nature of identity, director Stephen Gaghan ("Syriana") shows us a side of the lasagna-loving cat few knew existed. After Jon slits his wrists in a warm bath following yet another date-gone-wrong, Garfield is forced to roam the streets, picking through trash cans and hunting squirrels for sustenance. When he meets a nearly identical cat who also loves lasagna, Garfield wonders if he's lost more than just his home ...
"Little Man"
"Little Man" is a heartwarming and sensitive documentary about people of short stature and their families. Breaking through the stereotypes, misconceptions, and stupid jokes, "Little Man" proves there's nothing "little" about the power of the human spirit.
"You, Me, And Dupree"
Owen Wilson is the charming underachiever "Dupree" who decides to crash with newlyweds played by Matt Dillon and Kate Hudson. Will the unwelcome presence of this blond-haired couch potato wreak havoc on their wedded bliss? Or is an injection of humor and spontaneity just what the counselor ordered? (Spoiler: Dupree kills them both in their sleep.)
Posted by teb at July 17, 2006 10:09 AM