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July 04, 2006
Let's give up freedom! I mean: Let's give it up for freedom!
On this fourth of July, I am reminded of the many freedoms we enjoy as citizens of the United States of America. Freedoms such as the right to speak freely without worrying that our conversations are being monitored by ... actually, scratch that one. There's the freedom of the press to publish information without fear of prosecution or government ... um, hold on. Well, at least we're not locking people up for years and years without trial or access to legal counsel. Oh wait ...
Whatever. Fire up the grill! Light those sparklers! Slip on that novelty apron with the funny saying and/or humorous illustration! All together now: Yea, freedom!
By the way, if you're looking for last-minute firecracker ideas, I have some suggestions.
And you already know what I think about toasters. But perhaps you're wondering if I have any opinions on various brands of coolers. My friends, wonder no more.
Posted by teb at July 4, 2006 11:46 AM