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July 24, 2006
The weekend to-do list: A postmortem
Wear black socks with tennis shoes. Realize you're less cool than you once imagined.
Post cat video on blog. Realize you're less edgy than you once imagined.
Laugh uncontrollably at the extended vomiting scene in "Team America: World Police." Realize you're less sophisticated than you previously believed.
Fail to shave for several days. Realize you're less concerned with physical appearance than you once were.
Worry that personal downward slide is connected to general degradation of mental faculties that accompanies aging. You remember reading about that somewhere but aren't sure when, in which publication, or what precisely it said.
Posted by teb at July 24, 2006 07:30 AM