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July 20, 2006
What I Learned from the News (gay marriage edition)
-- From the Washington Post:
"The world did not start with Adam and Steve," Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-Tex.) told reporters.
Rep. Gohmert then demonstrated how to make hilarious fart noises by cupping his hand under his arm pit.
-- Rep. Phil Gingrey (R-Ga.), who favors a ban on gay marriage, also quoted in the Post:
"This is probably the best message we can give to the Middle East in regards to the trouble we are having over there right now."
Hey, terrorists! We hate gays too!
-- Again from Rep. Gingrey, after announcing that he knows the mind of God:
"I refer the gentleman to the Holy Scriptures."
"If anyone considers himself religious and yet does not keep a tight rein on his tongue, he deceives himself and his religion is worthless." – James 1:26
Posted by teb at July 20, 2006 11:30 AM