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August 23, 2006
Excerpts from the Lands' End Kids back-to-school catalog
-- "It's big enough to haul all their books plus extras for after school."
Plenty of room for little Timmy's dimebag and shiv.
-- "Who says blazer time is starchy time?"
No one says that. No one.
-- "For kids who never sit still, there's nothing to slow them down!"
Besides, that's why God gave us Ritalin.
-- "They'll get in the groove of fall in our new tie-dyed tees."
It's out-of-date counterculture fashion co-opted by corporate America and marketed as stylish children's wear. Take that, hippies!
-- "These henleys go with fall like pick-up football games, raking the yard and apple-picking."
Perfect for the fall catalog model in your family.
-- "Its military-inspired design features a full-button front and five flapped pockets."
It's reminiscent of what people wear when they kill each other! Available in indigo blue, driftwood tan, and spilled-brains pink.
Posted by teb at August 23, 2006 09:23 AM