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August 14, 2006
The weekend to-do list: A postmortem
Fully intend to mow lawn
Observe that while Toys "R" Us has lots of toys, Babies "R" Us offers no babies – just strollers and crap like that.
See 10-year-old boy wearing Nirvana T-shirt. Realize he was born after Cobain offed himself. Feel exceedingly old.
Read US Weekly while standing in line at Target. Find out that Vince Vaughn has proposed to Jennifer Aniston -- with a ring bigger than the one Brad gave her!!!! OMG!!!
Wave from porch at passers-by
Overhear man hit on woman using the line "Damn, baby. I don't mean to offend you but ... damn! You know what I'm saying?"
Watch "40-Year-Old Virgin." Recognize song played during one scene as the theme song from "The Greatest American Hero," a TV show that was on from 1981 to 1983. Feel exceedingly old.
Send broken iPod back to Apple. Rediscover ambient noise.
Posted by teb at August 14, 2006 10:07 AM