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August 30, 2006

What I Learned from the News

-- Headline from the Sydney Morning Herald:

Rumsfeld warns of fascist threat

Please file under "irony."

-- From an Associated Press article on a report that says the amount of nicotine in cigarettes has risen by 10-percent over the last six years, making it even harder for smokers to quit:

A spokeswoman for Altria Group Inc.'s Phillip Morris USA, the nation's largest cigarette maker and manufacturer of Marlboro cigarettes, declined to comment.

She was too busy washing all that blood off her hands.

-- Headline from ABC News:

Jessica Simpson Ordered on Vocal Rest

A grateful nation rejoices.

Posted by teb at August 30, 2006 11:07 AM

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