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September 14, 2006

Baby glossary

Onesie: A one-piece outfit that must be pulled over a baby's head, an action that will almost certainly displease aforementioned baby.

Boppy: A horseshoe-shaped cushion that is useful when feeding the baby and is always, always in another room.

Bassinet: A place to store the baby's clothes, stuffed animals, blankets, swaddlers, bibs, wipes and assorted paraphernalia.

Graco: Manufacturer of costly plastic contraptions to which babies can be strapped, buckled, or otherwise lashed.

Sleeper: Warm, footed sleeping suits that should be more widely available in adult sizes.

Posted by teb at September 14, 2006 11:01 AM

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