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September 22, 2006
OFF LEASH: On the baby
"Off Leash" is an occasional column by Fiddler. Past columns can be found here.
Earlier this week, while on my morning walk, a neighbor called out: "Hey, what does Fiddler think of the new baby?" This question has arisen with surprising frequency since the little bundle's arrival this month, so let me address it here.
Initially I was disturbed by the astonishing decibel level of the baby's high-pitched cries, causing me to pace from room to room and emit concerned, high-pitched noises of my own. After a few days, however, my agitation diminished. Now, when the baby sounds distressed, I attempt to lick his feet. Or the back of his head. Or pretty much whatever part of him is currently exposed. This soothing technique seems mostly ineffective, despite my enthusiastic and tireless efforts.
So, in short, I like the baby just fine. Though I would like him more if he could reach the bag of treats.
Posted by teb at September 22, 2006 11:07 AM