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October 11, 2006
A Ten-Step Guide to Disassembling Our Futon
1. Remove the surprisingly heavy, unwieldy mattress. Knock over end table in the process.
2. Once the mattress has been removed, try to remember how to disassemble the frame. Stare at it for several minutes from different angles.
3. Take a break.
4. Continue to stare at the futon frame. After several more minutes have passed, give it a good kick.
5. Put the frame in its "down" position and see if that helps.
6. It doesn't.
7. Return the frame to its "up" position and stare at it a while longer.
8. Struggle with the futon for a solid fifteen minutes -- cursing and sweating the entire time -- until you manage, miraculously, to pull the thing apart without breaking it.
9. Drag the disassembled futon into the yard.
10. Set it aflame.
Posted by teb at October 11, 2006 10:38 AM