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October 16, 2006
Actual things said to me by the vivacious elderly woman who lives a couple of blocks over
-- “I just got a new robe, Tom. But don’t get excited -- we’re not talking about Victoria’s Secret or anything.
-- She once asked me whether it would be okay to contact the widow of a man she had an affair with considering that he’s long since dead.
-- She told me that, in her younger days, she jumped out of cakes holding a toy machine gun.
-- “Idiots, Tom. All these people are idiots.”
-- She recounted finding a baby squirrel and nursing it back to health. “It was naked, Tom. It was as naked as you or I.”
Posted by teb at October 16, 2006 10:11 AM