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October 25, 2006
Humidifier vs. Dehumidifier: THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN! REMATCH!
Humidifier: So we meet again, eh Dehumidifier? I guess you haven't learned your lesson. Well, class is in session! I mentioned last time that the word "quit" isn’t in my vocabulary. Just so you know, neither is the phrase "give up" except when used to describe what you should do! I'm plugged in, filled up and ready to regulate me some air-moisture content! You know what I'm saying! Or, if you don't, you should, because I'm not sure how I could make it any clearer without belaboring the point. And allow me to add: fool!
Dehumidifier: Long time, no see, Humidifier! I had almost forgotten about you. Where have you been all summer? Tucked away in the attic, huh? How sad. It makes me want to cry. Not really – I'm just being sarcastic. Plus, I don’t actually produce moisture; rather, I suck it from the air! Boy, do I suck! I'm speaking literally here, not figuratively. Actually you're the one who sucks (this time I'm speaking figuratively). But talk is cheap and sometimes confusing! So let's get down to business, i.e., the business of me showing you who’s boss. Namely me. Boo yeah!
Posted by teb at October 25, 2006 10:54 AM