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October 05, 2006
I blame you, YouTube
I blame you, YouTube.
If not for your fast loading time and infinite variety, I would never have seen that video in which a praying mantis devours an unsuspecting dragonfly. I did not need to see that.
I blame you, YouTube.
Am I a better person because I have spent six minutes watching Craig Ferguson interview Emily Deschanel? I don't even know who Emily Deschanel is.
I blame you, YouTube.
I am not the sort of person who watches a video of a wedding reception that devolves into a drunken brawl. And yet ...
I blame you, YouTube.
And your accomplice, wireless Internet access. You have conspired to keep me from engaging in any productive activity. You are ruining me, one two-minute clip at a time.
Actually, forget I said that. I don't like it when we fight, YouTube. Do you have a hilarious Wendy's training video from the 1980s called "Grill Skillz?" You do? You're the best, YouTube!
Also: I hate you.
Posted by teb at October 5, 2006 11:22 AM