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October 24, 2006
What I Learned from the News
-- From BBC News:
Two men accused of plotting to steal trade secrets from Coca-Cola and sell them to rival PepsiCo have pleaded guilty in a US federal court.
Here's a secret: It tastes like battery acid.
-- Headline from The Independent:
Heavy use of mobile phones can make men infertile, scientists say
Don't worry, baby -- I've been on the phone all day.
-- Bush talking about e-mail via CNET:
"I don't want to receive e-mails because, you know, there's no telling what somebody's e-mail may--it would show up as, you know, a part of some kind of a story, and I wouldn't be able to say, 'Well, I didn't read the email.' 'But I sent it to your address, how can you say you didn't?'"
Because, you know, it will make it harder to, you know, lie and stuff like that.
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You know what I think about toasters. You've read my opinions on coolers. But what, pray tell, do I think about irons?
Posted by teb at October 24, 2006 12:35 PM