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October 09, 2006
Why Is My Baby Crying?: A New Parent's Checklist
-- Has your baby recently won a major sporting event?
-- Is your baby trying to get out of a ticket?
-- Is your baby auditioning for a role in a film or play?
-- Has your baby been fired?
-- Has your baby just finished Possession by A.S. Byatt?
-- Has your baby been chopping onions?
-- Is your baby frustrated by the intractability of Middle East tensions?
-- Is your baby kind of a wuss?
Posted by teb at October 9, 2006 02:53 AM