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November 08, 2006
IKEA DIALOGUES: Part nine
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Me: Hey Anna
Anna: Welcome to IKEA. How can I help you?
Me: How about that election, huh?
Anna: I'm not here to talk about history or politics, sorry.
Me: Or war?
Anna: What is it good for? Absolutely nothing. Now, let's talk about IKEA.
Me: I agree.
Anna: Thank you.
Me: Senate's still up for grabs.
Anna: It's not always possible for me to fully understand what it is you mean. This is one of those times.
Me: Two seats hang in the balance.
Anna: I'm sorry, to which IKEA store do you want directions?
Me: Um, I don't.
Anna: Don't forget to ask me about IKEA products or services!
Me: Okay. Tell me more.
Anna: IKEA's task is to provide you with good design and function at low prices.
Me: Thanks, Anna.
Anna: That's me! How can I help you?
Posted by teb at November 8, 2006 11:40 AM