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November 17, 2006
OFF LEASH: On walking
"Off Leash" is an occasional column by Fiddler. Past columns can be found here.
Yesterday, for reasons I do not fully understand, I did not get my morning walk. In the last two years, the number of times I have gone un-walked can be counted on two paws. It is, in other words, an extremely infrequent occurrence.
Now I am sure there was a solid justification for forgoing this daily and much-looked-forward-to ritual. Perhaps there simply wasn't time. I should point out, however, that my walk usually takes about twenty minutes, which isn't that much when you consider there are 24 hours in a day. In fact you'd think twenty minutes could always be spared, but apparently not. There must be other, more important activities, such as staring at The Box That Glows or speaking into The Stick That Rings.
Hey, whatever. I understand. It's cool. Forget it. I don't mind. Seriously. It's not a problem.
Just don't let it happen again.
Posted by teb at November 17, 2006 11:11 AM