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November 14, 2006

Running feature wherein I comb through the records to see what search terms have led random, innocent people to this humble, unassuming blog

-- "candles danger babies"

That, coincidentally, is my new band name.

-- "disassemble futon"

Glad to help.

-- "markie post naked"

Better than John Larroquette naked. (Two r's and two t's, by the way -- I had to Google it.)

-- "president lyndon engraved what?"

Not sure what you're asking here, but I recently learned from a well-informed colleague that LBJ loved tapioca pudding and would sometimes enjoy a bowl while choosing which Vietnam villages to bomb. How fun is that?

-- "a movie with a girl that sings in prison"

Mary Poppins 2: Nanny Gets Busted

-- "minor birds"

This is either a request from an amateur ornithologist or a British pervert. Not that they're mutually exclusive by any means.

-- "some parting messages from hostel boarders"

Thanks for the lice!

Posted by teb at November 14, 2006 10:56 AM

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