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November 20, 2006
The weekend to-do list: A postmortem
Make mental note to rake leaves at some point
Read lengthy transcript of 1992 interview with Scientology leader and Tom Cruise best man David Miscavige. Have trouble deciding whether to shudder or laugh.
Remember to recharge iPod, laptop, electric razor, electric beard trimmer, bluetooth headset, digital camera, separate charger for extra digital camera battery, other laptop, my cell phone, Kellie's cell phone and regular cordless phone. Oh, and both electric toothbrushes too.
Find cooked squash in back of fridge from, like, three months ago.
Take poor, neglected dog on extra-long walk.
Discover that if you accidentally bump the Fisher Price Ocean Wonders Rockin' Aquarium Gym (that is its actual name) it will light up and start playing music, startling you and waking up the baby.
Ask Home Depot employee for help. Receive the world's blankest look followed by inarticulate grunting.
Posted by teb at November 20, 2006 10:20 AM