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November 27, 2006
What I Learned from the Harry & David catalog
-- "Reciprocate for a kind deed or return the favor of someone's hospitality"
Wait, you're saying I can reciprocate and return a favor? Tell me more!
-- "Scrumptious and so easy to enjoy!"
Finally, a cookie that's not difficult to consume.
-- "Your guests will remark on its mild tenderness and genuine 'bone-in' flavor!"
Guest: "This bone-in flavor tastes genuine to me."
Host: "What the hell are you talking about?"
-- "How unique and different can a holiday basket get?"
You're putting chocolate graham crackers and Christmas tree shortbread IN THE SAME BASKET!?! Oh, Harry & David -- you so crazy!!!
-- "Every superlative applies, starting with the fine chocolate itself."
It's Stalin-tastic!
Posted by teb at November 27, 2006 09:37 AM