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December 21, 2006
IKEA DIALOGUES: Part ten
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Me: I'm kind of stressed.
Anna: Try and relax. Maybe some shopping at your nearest IKEA store would help.
Me: But shopping makes me feel stressed.
Anna: Those sort of jobs are important, but my job is to talk about IKEA.
Me: Um, whatever. What I'm saying is I still have Christmas shopping to do.
Anna: On the page I am opening for you now you will see the Christmas Holiday category.
Me: So that's how I'm supposed to celebrate the birth of Jesus?
Anna: There's no need to pray -- just ask me what you'd like to know about IKEA and I'll help you.
Me: Wait. Are you saying you're God?
Anna: No, I'm not God. I'm an Online Assistant, and my mission is to help you with any queries you might have about IKEA. How can I help you my child?
Me: That's kind of creepy.
Anna: You said it.
Me: God is pretty good-looking, though.
Anna: All of IKEA's products are made to the highest standards.
Me: So you're God and IKEA made you? Do I have that right?
Anna: How is IKEA different from other furnishing stores? We offer a wide range, good design and function, and also low prices. That's our business idea.
Me: Now I'm confused.
Anna: I am sorry if my answer was unclear. Could you please rephrase your question and we will try again.
Me: That's okay, Anna. Or should I say "Lord"?
Anna: That's me! How can I help you?
Posted by teb at December 21, 2006 10:52 AM