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December 04, 2006
Pineapple, crushed
Me: I think I'm going to eat these pineapples.
K.: What pineapples?
Me: The ones in this can.
K.: That's crushed pineapple.
Me: So?
K.: It's an ingredient. You don't eat it straight.
Me: I could if I wanted to.
K.: Well, yes, I suppose you could.
[Later]
K.: You're eating the crushed pineapple just to spite me, aren't you?
Me: Yes.
K.: That's a 14-ounce can. You sure you can finish it?
Me: No problem.
[Later]
Me: I can't finish this pineapple.
K.: Hmm. How about that?
Me: It's too much.
K.: It's a lot of pineapple.
Me: You can say that again.
K.: It's a lot of pineapple.
Me: Thank you.
Posted by teb at December 4, 2006 11:03 AM