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December 27, 2006
Suggestions on how to improve the fan experience at NBA games prompted by my attendance of last night's trouncing of the Memphis Grizzlies by the Washington Wizards
Good: Man who dunks from trampoline
Better: Armless man who dunks from trampoline
Good: Scantily clad cheerleaders who gyrate suggestively to techno music
Better: Scantily clad cheerleaders who gyrate suggestively to audio books
Good: Waving long, skinny balloons to distract opposing shooters
Better: Eating long, skinny balloons to distract opposing shooters
Good: Enormous televisions that show instant replays of the game you're watching
Better: Same thing, only with enormous radios
Good: Talented athletes competing against other talented athletes
Better: Talented athletes competing against licensed actuaries
Good: Free T-shirt gun
Better: Free pants gun
Posted by teb at December 27, 2006 11:05 AM