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December 22, 2006
There's no "i" in "Tom"
Neighbor: Hello there, Tim!
Me: How are you?
Neighbor: I'm okay.
Me: I'm Tom, by the way.
Neighbor: Right. See you later!
Me: See ya!
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Neighbor: Hi Tim!
Me: It's Tom. How's it going?
Neighbor: Not too bad. Have a great day!
Me: You too!
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Neighbor (to his wife): Hey, look, it's Tim!
Neighbor's wife: Hi Tim!
Me: Hello. I usually go by Tom.
Neighbor's wife: Ah, Tom.
Me: Yes. Tom.
Neighbor: What did I say?
Me: Tim.
Neighbor: Well, good to see you!
Me: Likewise.
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Neighbor: Good morning, Tim!
Me: Good morning to you, Phillip!
Neighbor: I'm Steve.
Me: Oh yeah. My bad.
Posted by teb at December 22, 2006 10:40 AM