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December 28, 2006
What might happen if prominent product mascots turned evil and how we, as a society, might thwart them
-- Pillsbury Doughboy
If He Turned Evil: Might distract world leaders with delicious cinnamon rolls then seize military power
How We Could Thwart Him: Knead vigorously
-- Michelin Man
If He Turned Evil: Might attempt to horrify us into submission with disgusting rolls of fat
How We Could Thwart Him: Locate and open valve.
-- Chey Boyardee
If He Turned Evil: Might try to bury mankind in beefaroni
How We Could Thwart Him: Space lasers
Posted by teb at December 28, 2006 11:09 AM