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January 11, 2007
A brief dialogue between THE ME WHO SELECTS NETFLIX MOVIES and THE ME WHO WATCHES THEM
THE ME WHO SELECTS NETFLIX MOVIES: I see you sent back those DVDs.
THE ME WHO WATCHES THEM: Sure did.
THE ME WHO SELECTS NETFLIX MOVIES: Good job on that.
THE ME WHO WATCHES THEM: Thanks.
THE ME WHO SELECTS NETFLIX MOVIES: How long did you have them?
THE ME WHO WATCHES THEM: Oh, a while.
THE ME WHO SELECTS NETFLIX MOVIES: How long's "a while"?
THE ME WHO WATCHES THEM: Weeks, I guess.
THE ME WHO SELECTS NETFLIX MOVIES: Try months.
THE ME WHO WATCHES THEM: Fine, months.
THE ME WHO SELECTS NETFLIX MOVIES: The idea of Netflix is that you watch the DVDs and then send them back. You get that, right?
THE ME WHO WATCHES THEM: Um, yeah, I get that. By the way, I noticed that our queue is empty. Isn't it your job to select DVDs? Isn't that, in fact, your name?
THE ME WHO SELECTS NETFLIX MOVIES: Well, yes.
THE ME WHO WATCHES THEM: So when are you going to get around to that?
THE ME WHO SELECTS NETFLIX MOVIES: Soon.
THE ME WHO WATCHES THEM: What's "soon"?
THE ME WHO SELECTS NETFLIX MOVIES: Soon is soon.
THE ME WHO WATCHES THEM: Because it's kind of hard for me to watch the DVDs if you don't select them. You get that, right?
THE ME WHO SELECTS NETFLIX MOVIES: Yes, yes.
THE ME WHO WATCHES THEM: And pick out something we actually want to watch, not something you think we should watch. Capish?
THE ME WHO SELECTS NETFLIX MOVIES: Something Italian perhaps?
THE ME WHO WATCHES THEM: Maybe. But think Godfather II, not Vittorio De Sica.
THE ME WHO SELECTS NETFLIX MOVIES: You're hopeless.
THE ME WHO WATCHES THEM: You are.
THE ME WHO SELECTS NETFLIX MOVIES: I think you just proved my point.
THE ME WHO WATCHES THEM: I think you just proved my point.
THE ME WHO SELECTS NETFLIX MOVIES: Whatever.
Posted by teb at January 11, 2007 10:01 AM