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January 22, 2007
Early versions of Caribou Coffee's slogan "Life is short. Stay awake."
-- "We're all going to die. Have an artificial stimulant."
-- "Your body is deteriorating. How about some caffeine?"
-- "Eventually your heart will stop beating. In the meantime, enjoy a warm pick-me-up."
-- "The worms patiently await your demise. Coffee makes it hard to rest."
-- "Things fall apart. Use drugs."
Posted by teb at January 22, 2007 08:12 AM