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January 10, 2007
Handshakes: a brief glossary
Ol' Reliable: Press firmly, but not too firmly. Pump once.
The Betty Sue: Extend and relax hand.
Hand Sandwich: Use both hands to surround -- or "sandwich" -- other person's hand.
The Annoying Uncle: Extend and withdraw hand. Pretend to smooth back hair.
The Favorite Uncle: Place carefully folded twenty in other person's palm.
The Creep: Use thumb to caress back of other person's hand. Smile and wink.
The Punisher: Squeeze until mercy is requested or weeping begins.
Posted by teb at January 10, 2007 10:39 AM