(Click here for more Minor Tweaks or here for I Have OPINIONS!!!)

January 15, 2007

Running feature wherein I comb through the records to see what search terms have led random, innocent people to this humble, low-carb blog

-- "sex in the moon"

On, sure, but in?

-- "bill clinton on rainforest removal"

I'm pretty sure he's against it.

-- "why does my heat stay on my gmc yukon"

It's God punishing you for owning a GMC Yukon.

-- "store search beard trimmer toronto"

When I'm in Toronto, I always buy beard trimmers at The Beard Trimmer Outlet on 18th street. Great prices/service. Tell 'em Tom sent ya!

-- "famous mexican rappers who are dead"

The Notorious O.L.E.

-- "can you give mice cheese"

No. They will explode.

-- "duchamp anecdote"

So Marcel goes to the bathroom and when he comes back he says "Hey, I have a great idea ..."

-- "why does my cat bang his head on the wall"

Time to change the litter.

Posted by teb at January 15, 2007 11:40 AM

Email this entry to:


Your email address:


Message (optional):


(Click here for more Minor Tweaks or here for I Have OPINIONS!!!)