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February 09, 2007

MT Index

Number of tater tots dropped on the floor during recent dinner: 2

Number of tater tots the dog sniffed suspiciously then declined to eat: 2

Number of artificial Christmas trees I STILL haven't put away in the attic: 1

Number of days that have passed since Christmas: 45

How pathetic this is, on a scale of 1 to 10, with "1" being not pathetic at all and "10" being about as pathetic as you can get: 9

Weight of new refrigerator I recently dragged into the house sans dolly: 200 lbs.

Number of times I swore during this process: also 200

Number of months I've given myself to cut down on my swearing so that our infant son doesn't talk like a rapper/longshoreman: 3

Number of longshoremen or rappers I've actually met in my life: 0

Posted by teb at February 9, 2007 11:36 AM

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