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February 16, 2007
Running feature wherein I comb through the records to see what search terms have led random, innocent people to this humble, helpful blog
-- "does tuxedo high school have a delay tomorrow?"
Yes. Doors will open at 10 a.m. due to weather. And don't forget -- it's costume day!
-- "i can't believe it's not butter spray pregnancy safe"
It's safe. Butter spray will not get you pregnant.
-- "suede eye patch"
What pirates wear on more formal occasions.
-- "how long does pillsbury cinnamon rolls last?"
whatever, I'll eat it.
-- "sex in snow"
See "frostbite"
-- "piano sounds like a dog barking in a sack"
Hmm. Check inside. If you see a large bag that's moving around, that might be the problem.
-- "bone diggy dang dang dang"
Same to you, my friend. Same to you.
Posted by teb at February 16, 2007 12:13 PM