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March 01, 2007
A brief dialogue between THE ME WHO SELECTS NETFLIX MOVIES and THE ME WHO WATCHES THEM
THE ME WHO SELECTS NETFLIX MOVIES: How's it going?
THE ME WHO WATCHES THEM: Not bad
THE ME WHO SELECTS NETFLIX MOVIES: I see you've been watching a lot of movies lately.
THE ME WHO WATCHES THEM: Indeed, I have. And I want to thank you for selecting them.
THE ME WHO SELECTS NETFLIX MOVIES: You're welcome.
THE ME WHO WATCHES THEM: See? We have nothing to argue about.
THE ME WHO SELECTS NETFLIX MOVIES: Right. So I was wondering about "The Devil and Daniel Johnston."
THE ME WHO WATCHES THEM: The documentary?
THE ME WHO SELECTS NETFLIX MOVIES: Yes, that's the one. Have you watched it yet?
THE ME WHO WATCHES THEM: Not exactly.
THE ME WHO SELECTS NETFLIX MOVIES: Is "not exactly" code for "no"?
THE ME WHO WATCHES THEM: Well, yes.
THE ME WHO SELECTS NETFLIX MOVIES: And you've had it for how long?
THE ME WHO WATCHES THEM: I'm not sure.
THE ME WHO SELECTS NETFLIX MOVIES: Have you had it since, say, last year?
THE ME WHO WATCHES THEM: Maybe.
THE ME WHO SELECTS NETFLIX MOVIES: When, do you think, you'll get around to watching that?
THE ME WHO WATCHES THEM: Soon. I'm just waiting for the right mood.
THE ME WHO SELECTS NETFLIX MOVIES: Uh-huh. What mood would that be?
THE ME WHO WATCHES THEM: The I'm-ready-to-watch-the-documentary-about-Daniel-Johnston mood.
THE ME WHO SELECTS NETFLIX MOVIES: I see. And this mood could strike at any time?
THE ME WHO WATCHES THEM: That is correct. In fact, I'm starting to feel something -- it might be the mood.
THE ME WHO SELECTS NETFLIX MOVIES: Really?
THE ME WHO WATCHES THEM: Oh wait. I lost it.
THE ME WHO SELECTS NETFLIX MOVIES: That's a shame.
THE ME WHO WATCHES THEM: Yes. Yes, it is.
Posted by teb at March 1, 2007 10:16 AM