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March 19, 2007
The weekend to-do list: A postmortem
Realize melted snow has partially flooded basement. Quietly curse day of birth.
Assemble small IKEA table. Feel unduly proud of self.
Notice that ants have begun invading utility room. Spring is here!
Dip Ritz directly into peanut butter jar, thereby cutting out middleman (i.e., knife).
Make list of dubious weekend accomplishments entirely devoid of definite articles.
Posted by teb at March 19, 2007 11:19 AM