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April 06, 2007

CONSUMER E-MAIL: Unanswered edition

Sadly, not all Consumer E-mails receive replies. Here are a few unanswered inquiries:

Dear Haribo Gold-Bears Gummi Candy,

First of all, let me say how much I enjoy your Gold-Bears Gummi Candi. Your slogan says "Kids and Grown-ups love it so." Yes, they do. Even really old people like them!

I was wondering, though, if you considered making other gummi animals. Like gummi raccoons or gummi wolverines? What about a gummi fox? Why bears all the time? Think about it.

Thanks again for all you do!

all the best,
Tom

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Dear Entenmann's,

First of all, I want to say how much I enjoy your Glazed Popems.
What's great is that they're small. It's all the taste of a full-size donut without the commitment. Yes!

Anyway. How did you come up with the name "Glazed Popems." Because it's perfect: They're glazed and you "pop them," so to speak, in your mouth. It's very, very apt.

all the best,
Tom

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Dear Right Guard,

First of all, let me just say how much I enjoy using Right Guard. It gives me the anti-perspirant efficacy I need, minus the messy residue. Boo yeah!

I do have a question. Currently, I use Right Guard Sport but I'm planning to upgrade to Right Guard Xtreme. My active lifestyle demands maximum protection. But should I go with Xtreme "Fresh Blast" or Xtreme "Arctic Refresh"? (FYI: I have super sweaty pits.)

Please let me know ASAP. I plan to hit the store on Thursday.

All the best,
Tom

Posted by teb at April 6, 2007 11:03 AM

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