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May 29, 2007
The morning papers
-- From Raw Story:
"Capture one of these killers, and he'll be quick to demand the protections of the Geneva Convention and the Constitution of the United States," the Vice President said in the Saturday morning speech. "Yet when they wage attacks or take captives, their delicate sensibilities seem to fall away."
Ergo, we should torture people. Makes perfect sense.
-- From the Associated Press:
Nearly 300 of the country's best spellers will gather in Washington on Wednesday for the 80th annual Scripps National Spelling Bee.
Happy anniversery, spelling bee!
-- From the Associated Press:
President Bush yesterday honored U.S. troops who have fought and died for freedom and expressed his steely resolve to succeed in the war in Iraq.
For "expressed his steely resolve to succeed" read "reiterated his pig-headed insistence on killing even more people in a war that was started for no. good. reason."
Posted by teb at May 29, 2007 10:59 AM