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May 07, 2007
The weekend to-do list: A postmortem
Order pizza online. Oh, Internet, what can't you do?
Buy fancy $12 rattle at toy store, forgetting that Henry finds empty water bottles endlessly amusing.
Start reading book titled Impotence: A Cultural History. Remove dust jacket first.
Mow, rake, clean-up yard. Remember apartment days with fondness.
Listen to elderly neighbor describe, in textbook-level detail, recent operation to "drain pockets of fluid." Shudder.
Posted by teb at May 7, 2007 09:42 AM