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May 21, 2007

The weekend to-do list: A postmortem

Tour amazing house that's for sale up the street. Suffer extreme residence envy.

Wash baby in kitchen sink. Discover there is nothing harder to hold than a wet, squirmy 8-month-old.

Continue battle against ants determined to enter house through every crack and crevice. You haven't beaten me yet, you bastards!

Read this article about socialites in New York competing to see who is the most shallow and ridiculous. They're all winners, in my book.

Hum the song "Cold Hearted" by Paula Abdul while vacuuming. Wonder where that came from.

Posted by teb at May 21, 2007 11:01 AM

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