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June 11, 2007
Dreams I've Had Recently And What I'm Pretty Sure They Mean
-- Our backyard fence gets torn down by vandals. I go out searching for the vandals, armed only with a flashlight and a broom.
Meaning: I'm worried about our fence being attacked by vandals.
-- I'm a witness in some kind of trial. Most of my relatives are there, along with this neighbor whose lawn I use to mow. After several hours of intense cross-examination, I ask the judge for a glass of water. He says: "I'm not a waiter, son."
Meaning: I should have a glass of water before bed.
-- I'm back in sixth grade playing chess against my friend, Bobby. He opens with his classic rook gambit, trying to sucker me. But I play conservatively, biding my time, waiting for him to make a mistake. And he does. When he castles kingside I pin him down with a well-placed bishop then go in for the kill. Who's the sucker now, Bobby?
Meaning: I'm a nerd.
Posted by teb at June 11, 2007 10:58 AM