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June 05, 2007
The morning papers
--From Reuters:
"So far we have not received any report of death resulting from using the toothpaste. The U.S. handling (of this case) is neither scientific nor responsible," China's General Administration of Quality Supervision, Inspection and Quarantine said in a statement posted on its Web site over the weekend.
Yeah, a little diethylene glycol won't kill you. At least not right away.
-- From MSNBC:
The rulings did not affect U.S. authority to indefinitely hold the terrorism suspects detained at the Guantanamo Bay naval base in southeast Cuba.
If you want to feel deeply ashamed of your government, please read the sentence above.
-- Statement from Paris Hilton on her incarceration:
"This is an important point in my life and I need to take responsibility for my actions. In the future, I plan on taking more of an active role in the decisions I make. I want to thank my family, friends and fans for their continued support. Although I am scared, I am ready to begin my jail sentence."
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Posted by teb at June 5, 2007 11:22 AM