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June 26, 2007
The morning papers, reviewed
-- From the AP:
There's a split in John Edwards' household over gay marriage, but he says his difference of opinion with wife Elizabeth hasn't created any awkward moments.
What a relief! Because that's what really matters. Not, you know, the issue itself.
-- From the AP:
A judge ruled Monday that no pair of pants is worth $54 million, rejecting a lawsuit that took a dry cleaner’s promise of "Satisfaction Guaranteed" to its most litigious extreme.
Obviously he hasn't seen my solid gold, ruby-studded, diamond-trimmed jeans.
-- From the Washington Post:
Cheney has, in effect, declared himself to be neither fish nor fowl but an exotic, extraconstitutional beast who answers to no one.
If he were fowl, he might try to shoot himself. Which would be a shame.
Posted by teb at June 26, 2007 07:36 AM