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July 06, 2007

Running feature wherein I comb through the records to see what search terms have led simple, tax-paying citizens to this wholesome, lemon-scented blog

-- "may i please email the sprouse twins i am asking you nicely"

Fine, go ahead.

-- "hank williams jr. onesies"

No way! I want one, too.

-- "names for firecrackers"

Glad to help.

-- "markie post nude"

You people with the Markie Post obsession. Seriously. When does it end?

-- "pictures of markie post today"

Never, would be my guess.

-- "what do you call a gingerbread man with one leg?"

Half eaten? Stumpy? You tell me.

-- "squirrel tuxedo"

Just try getting that cummerbund on ...

-- "does pillsbury rolls go bad"

Yes. Yes, they does.

Posted by teb at July 6, 2007 11:03 AM

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