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July 31, 2007
The morning papers, reviewed
-- Sen. Ted Stevens, via Reuters:
"I continue to believe this investigation should proceed to its conclusion without any appearance that I have attempted to influence the outcome," the statement said.
Though I will continue to try to influence it, you know, secretly.
-- From the Guardian:
A combination of coffee drinking and regular exercise may help to lower the risk of developing skin cancer, according to scientists in the US.
I gotta run to Starbucks.
-- From the Associated Press:
The House passed a resolution Monday urging Japan to apologize for coercing thousands of women to work as sex slaves for its World War II military.
Perhaps the U.S. should apologize for nuking two of their cities after they agreed to surrender. Sorry, guys –- our bad.
Posted by teb at July 31, 2007 07:04 AM