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July 09, 2007
Two poems (from the archives)
Lines written from inside
the Tintern Abbey gift shop
If this,
be but a keyring: no
'tis also a pen!
And what's this I see?
a mousepad with pastoral scene;
a Celtic sticker for your car
a stuffed dragon, a gold-rimmed plate
From joy to joy I did bound
Oh wanderer! Oh fickle mind!
Yet which will truly satisfy?
Rejoice! For twas then I found
An official Tintern Abbey towel
Ode to an eggwich
You are warm, like the sun
though considerably less hot
Sheathed in paper, sealed with tape
Perhaps you are shy
Don't be
You are inexpensive ($1.95!)
but never cheap
At least, not to me
Egg, bread, cheese
Mayo? I decline
Perfection needs no condiment
Posted by teb at July 9, 2007 12:27 AM